Filed under: Opposite Day
Question:
My brother told me it was opposite day today. Does that mean I really don’t have sickle-cell anemia?
Answer:
If it’s opposite day then it means that sickle-cell anemia has you!
I don’t think that is the proper implementation of the liar paradox. Thanks for the encouragement ChaCha.
Filed under: Ponies
Question:
Would a sleeper hold work on a horse? I’ve tried a shock collar, and they sure don’t work. I was hoping to break this filly already.
Answer:
That would not be recommended, you need to work with the horse daily to get him to be calm and easy going. More info? ChaCha on!
Why don’t you leave the horse training to me and I’ll leave the question answering to you, you little ChaCha know it all. Oh and by the way smarty pants, this technique has worked great on my kids. And one more thing, enjoy that 10 cents I just gave you.
Filed under: Senseful Violence
Question:
What would happen if a canister of tear gas went off in a petting zoo?
Answer:
It wouldn’t be pretty. People would be experiencing extreme irritation of the eyes and burning sensation in lungs. They would run. http://chacha.com/u/e39kes0z
At first I read that as “extreme urination,” which would have been more awesome.
Filed under: Fighting Ultimately
Question:
If I just killed a world class assassin, do I have to take his place in the guild?
Answer:
I am sorry, but that information is not documented online. Thanks for txting and sorry for the inconvenience.” http://chacha.com/u/hvp34xtc
So, did he actually look that up? If the “Assassins’ Guild” keeps their membership rules on THE INTERNET, then they probably have problems.
Filed under: Robots
Question:
When do you think humans will be able to marry robots? And possibly conceive cyborgs?
Answer:
Researchers suggest that within the next 50 years, robots and humans will be able to marry,and consummate the vows. Creepy! http://chacha.com/u/u82gf3aq
Whatever! You’re creepy! Plus I can’t wait 50 years!!! What about civil unions?
Filed under: Potty Jokes
Question:
Do I have to wash my hands EVERY time I go to the bathroom? My patient’s don’t, so why should I?
Answer:
Ughh… If you really don’t want to wash your hands you could try some hand sanitizer. Ughh… More questions? Ask ChaCha!
http://chacha.com/u/wa4iuer1
My favorite part is that you can almost smell the disgust on the other end.
Filed under: Stalkers
Question:
How should my ex-girlfriend know my vengeance?
Answer:
It might be best to just let her go. Revenge is never a good idea. Do you have another question? Thanks for using ChaCha!
http://chacha.com/u/kys62owy
Let her go? Well that makes two people who will become very familiar with my vengeance.
Filed under: Pharmaceuticals
Question:
Why did the surgeon have to kill my mother?
Answer:
Surgeons work hard and do the best that they can for everyone that they come in contact with. I’m sorry for your loss.
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I’m just so disappointed the answer didn’t end with “ChaCha Again!”
Filed under: Neighbors
Question:
Could a human body fit inside a speed bump? The body doesn’t need to be in one piece in this hypothetical instance.
Answer:
You could fit a human body in the head of a needle if you increase it’s density enough. A speed bump would work, but don’t try it.
Oh gee whiz Mr. Wizard, I didn’t mean to offend you. But you do know its an eye of a needle right? Well thanks for the abuse ChaCha.
Filed under: War Crimes
Question:
Why is the line between hero and war criminal so blurry?
Answer:
What do you mean by the line between a hero and war criminal, it seems like the line between the 2 is very well defined. http://chacha.com/u/22524490
Oh sure, and I bet that in your opinion Pol Pot was a jerk.
