I Asked ChaCha

Question:

What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart that is protected by her overbearing father and a restraining order?

Answer:

First of all, does she want to be with you? Sounds like you are being a little pushy. You need to give her some space.
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Giver her space? I’m already at 300 yards, how much more does she need before she knows just how much I love her?