I Asked ChaCha


Every Breath You Take
August 12, 2008, 5:33 pm
Filed under: Stalkers

Question:

Why do chicks get so bent out of shape when you send them pictures of themselves getting out of their car/making dinner/sleeping?

Answer:

Women don’t typically enjoy feeling like they’re being stalked and watched all the time. Consider giving flowers instead of pics. http://search.chacha.com/u/xb5jjjqt

“…watched all the time?” So some of the time is ok? Thanks ChaCha!



Vengeance is Who’s?
August 1, 2008, 6:34 pm
Filed under: Stalkers

Question:

How should my ex-girlfriend know my vengeance?

Answer:

It might be best to just let her go. Revenge is never a good idea. Do you have another question? Thanks for using ChaCha!
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Let her go? Well that makes two people who will become very familiar with my vengeance.



Do You Hear Something?
July 31, 2008, 7:48 pm
Filed under: Stalkers

Question:

I always get caught when I hide in the back seat of a car. Can you recommend some quiet breathing exercises?

Answer:

In through nose, out through mouth take 10 slow counts to do both.
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Hmm, looks like the sun is setting, better go try this.



On the Prowl
July 28, 2008, 2:40 pm
Filed under: Stalkers

Question:

What kind of clothing should I wear to keep thorns from digging into my flesh? The [bushes] outside the girls’ dorm are just awful.

Answer:

Some call them chaps and others call them gaiters. Look for them in a hunting store. Material should be at lease[sic] 600 Denier nylon. http://chacha.com/u/jxr5fpva

Hunting store, eh? How apt.