I Asked ChaCha

From faithful reader Keaton S:

How many degrees off center can ones hat be before they are considered a “douche bag?”

Answer:

Usually at about 25% off center can one be starting to grasp the livelihood that is douche bag!
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[I wonder if this applies to fedoras too — ed]

Our first truly good reader submission, from Igor Percival!

Question:

Why did my parents name me Igor?

Answer:

I guess they don’t like you much! By the way, Igor means “Warrior Archer” so it’s not all bad.
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Thanks for the family strife ChaCha!