I Asked ChaCha

Question:

Do I have to wash my hands EVERY time I go to the bathroom? My patient’s don’t, so why should I?

Answer:

Ughh… If you really don’t want to wash your hands you could try some hand sanitizer. Ughh… More questions? Ask ChaCha!
http://chacha.com/u/wa4iuer1

My favorite part is that you can almost smell the disgust on the other end.

Question:

My pee tastes like cucumbers. Should I go see a doctor?

Answer:

Drinking your urine is dangerous. It may taste like cucumbers because you have recently eaten them. Not a sign to worry about.
http://chacha.com/u/6kes02rw

Well, you learn something every day I guess.