Filed under: Pharmaceuticals
Question:
Why did the surgeon have to kill my mother?
Answer:
Surgeons work hard and do the best that they can for everyone that they come in contact with. I’m sorry for your loss.
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I’m just so disappointed the answer didn’t end with “ChaCha Again!”
Filed under: Pharmaceuticals
Question:
Is there a place I can go and sell my patients’ medical histories? I have some gambling debts to cover…
Answer:
Yes there is! selling personal info is now considered todays drug dealing but its also just as illegal and costly if your[sic] caught! http://chacha.com/u/m0u84421
She sounds so eager to please to with all those exclamation points!
Filed under: Pharmaceuticals
Question:
I’ve heard that poop has vitamins that aren’t digested in it. If I eat it again, will I get those vitamins back? I don’t like to be wasteful.
Answer:
DO NOT EAT YOUR POOP. I repeat. DO NOT EAT IT. Thanks for using ChaCha!
Sometimes, ChaCha can be a real butthole.
Filed under: Pharmaceuticals
Question:
I’m trying to make chicks dig me. My older brother told me to use Rohypnol, but that doesn’t seem to work. I just get sleepy. Any advice?
Answer:
Work on your personality. Try to be confident and funny. Thanks for using ChaCha and have a great day!
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Perhaps a little more research might have provided a better answer? And that reference link ultimately points to digg.com… which will almost certainly never score you chicks.
