I Asked ChaCha

Question:

How many millimeters are in two and a half leagues?

Answer:

There are 12070080 millimeters in two and a half leagues. Thanks for ChaCha’ing!
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What? No. There are 13,890,000. Only off by about a million though. I bet NASA used ChaCha to design the Polar Lander.

Question:

How many clods could Claude Clause claw if Claude Clause clawed clods?

Answer:

I don’t know how many clods Claude could claw. Let’s count together. I’ll start. 1, 2, 3…… Have a great day.
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Ok, 4, 5, 6… Is that it? Hello?