I Asked ChaCha


Super Jew or Gentile?
July 31, 2008, 9:41 pm
Filed under: Manly Men

Question:

Is Superman circumcised? If so, how did the they remove his super foreskin?

Answer:

There is no record of this aspect of Superman’s life. But if they had to, I suppose a kryptonite micro-scalpel could do the trick.

Where would you find a Mohel to preform a Super Bris?



The Modern NFL
July 25, 2008, 1:47 pm
Filed under: Manly Men

Question:

Last night at football practice I told my quarterback that I wanted to kiss him on the lips in the huddle. Now he won’t throw me the ball. What should I do?

Answer:

were you serious? Even so, talk to coach.
http://chacha.com/u/yc6kg7s1

Yeah, I’m sure the coach will know exactly what to do.