I Asked ChaCha

Question:

I’m getting married tomorrow and now my fiancee is flipping out because I lied about my past wives. What should I do?

Answer:

Eek! Probably shouldn’t have lied about the past wives? That’s a pretty big thing to lie about.. Explain why you lied to her.
http://chacha.com/u/v93hdxel

Ok. “Honey, I only lied because I’m still married to all of them.” Somehow I don’t think that will cut it.